Welp, that’s my thoughts. Feel free to comment and add your thoughts.
The rest of Genesis 30 is pretty insane too. This was just half of it…if you’re too lazy to read it, Jacob comes up with this master plan and tricks Laban and ends up having this huge flock of sheep/goats. genius.

(btw, this is from the NIV version)

Section 1

[x] Are you Asian in the first place?

[  ] Were you born in an Asian country?

[x] Can you use chopsticks?

[x] Have you taken Vietnamese/Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Lao/etc. school as a kid?

[x] Can you speak an Asian language?

[  ] Do you like the subjects math/science?

[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day?

[x] Did/Do you spike/highlight your hair?

[x] Do you have an “azn crew”? (used to)

[  ] Do have a 95 average?

[x] Do you have at least a 3.0 gpa.?

Score so far: 8

Section 2

[x] Do you listen to Asian music?

[x] Have you watched Asian movies?

[  ] Can you rave?

[x] Do you know what DDR is?

[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?

[  ] Can you play CS, Starcraft, Warcraft, Diablo, etc?

[x] Have you played the violin/piano/cello?

[x] Do your parents get mad at you you if you get bad grades?

[  ] Do you own a Mazda/Saturn?

[x] Do you/your parents drive an Asian made car?

[  ] Do you have a distinctive smell? (when i don’t shower ;D)

Score so far:  15

Section 3

[  ] Are you or were you once a fob?

[  ] Is your last name Li, Lee, Nguyen, Wang, Wong, Kim, Tang, Chow, Kamenashi,Cheng, Cheung, Lin?

[x] Have you dated/want to date asian guys/girls? (I guess so)

[  ] Have you designed a website before?

[  ] Does/did your SNS/e-mail have/had the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx…xX, oO..,Oo, etc.?

[x] Do you have both an Asian and an English name?

[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone’s house?

[x] Do you know the song “Got Rice”?

[x] Anime?

[  ] Do you listen to trance?

Score so far:  20

Section 4

[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?

[x] Are/or were your parents/mom/dad fobs?

[  ] Is the mall your hang out place?

[  ] Do you think you’re short?

[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?

[x] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?

[x] Have you ever solved a rubik’s cube?

[x] Do you read Manga?

[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?

[x] Do you have ASIAN Pride?

Score so far:  28

Section 5

[x] Are you a very good artist? (uhhh does musi artist count?)

[x] You speak your Asian language with your friends?

[  ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market/Nail salon in an Asian community?

[  ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?

[x] Have you visited your home country at least twice?

[  ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?

[x] Do you have/need glasses or braces?

[x] Do you like to read?

[x] Do you NOT have an allowance?

Total: 34

Under 25 – White Washed

26-30 – Canadian / American Born

31-40 – Pure

40-45 – Asian that got FOB washed

45-50 – FOB

51 – Hopelessly fob

wow I’m pure

how i feel everyday~ maybe i should stop listening to this song x-x;

as disturbing as this song and mv is, it brings back so many memories

The white bird hatched on May 1 at Pukaha Mount Bruce wildlife center, the highlight of the most successful breeding season since kiwi were reintroduced into the wild there in 2003, according to the New Zealand Department of Conservation.

“As far as we know, this is the first all-white chick to be hatched in captivity,” Pukaha Mount Bruce Board Chairman Bob Francis said in a news release.

This is the first breeding season to include birds – 30 of them, none white – brought to Pukaha from Little Barrier Island to diversify the gene pool, he said.

“The kiwi population on Little Barrier Island has birds with white markings and some white kiwi, but this was still a big surprise,” Francis said.

The center managed to hatch and release just 10 chicks between 2005 and last year, but the newcomers produced a bumper crop, the center reported.

“This first breeding season involving the Little Barrier kiwi has far exceeded expectations,” Francis said. “Faster breeding is exactly what was intended by the transfer, but we’re blown away by the number of chicks produced so quickly.”

Although it’s their national bird, few New Zealanders have ever seen a kiwi in the wild, according to an educational website. The flightless, nocturnal birds grow to 3 to 9 pounds, about the size of a chicken.

Manukura’s name means “of chiefly status” in the Maori language, according to the center.

“Every now and then something extraordinary comes along to remind you of how special life is,” said Jason Kerehi, the Rangitane tribe’s chief executive and a Pukaha board member, in the news release. “While we’re celebrating all 14 kiwi hatched this year, Manukura is a very special gift.”

via Rare white kiwi hatched in New Zealand – This Just In – CNN.com Blogs.

the kiwi is soooo cute!

2011/05/20 14:31:04

Taipei, May 20 (CNA) It is not unusual for mothers stop their children from eating in bed, but now doctors are also telling their patients the same thing — if they don’t want ants crawling into their ears.

Although it is common to find small bugs in the ear canals, a local doctor said Friday that he recently found as many as 25 dead ants in the ears of a 16-year-old girl.

Before seeking medical help, the girl, who has a sweet tooth, had been suffering from ear pain for several months, said Hung Yaun-tsung, chief of the Department of Otorhinolaryngology at Taipei City Hospital.

Hung suspected that her habit of eating cookies and cakes in bed lured the ants into her ears, causing unbearable itching.

“She confided that she would pick her ears while eating snacks and later go to sleep without brushing away the crumbs, ” the doctor said. “The ants might have found their way into her ears following the cookie crumbs and stayed there because there was enough food there to keep them alive.”

The ants he found, however, were dead upon examination, possibly because the girl had dropped some oil into her ears to ease her discomfort, Hung said. Her inflamed eardrums improved after medication and no ants were found in follow-up sessions.

Ear pain resulting from insect intrusion is common, said Hung, who receives patients with small cockroaches, mosquitoes and ants in their ears on a daily basis. “But it’s the first time that I’ve found so many ants in both ears,” he added.

He noted that sufferers can put a few drops of cooking oil into their ears to kill the bugs if immediate medical attention cannot be obtained. “But remember not to scratch your ears, because it could push the bugs further into the ear canal,” he warned. (By Nancy Liu) ENDITEM/J

via Dead ants found in cookie-eating girl’s ears – CNA ENGLISH NEWS.

ok…I found this news quite disturbing…anyone else?

(I think I just found my inspiration for a horror movie though)