Genesis 30 made me lol

(In the Bible) Genesis 30: 14-17…well actually, the whole Genesis 30 is pretty crazy, but especially 14-17 where Rachel PERMITS her sister, Leah, to sleep with Jacob in exchange for mandrakes. Totally crazy right? sounds like 2 crazy women lol. The whole Genesis 30 just made me lol though. Rachel wants kids REALLY badly, and Leah’s just popping babies one-by-one, so Rachel gives her husband, Jacob, her maidservant to have kids for her (this was acceptable back in the day). BEcause her maidservant did have kids with Jacob, Rachel claims she’s won (verse 8). It’s like a war between these 2 ladies. Finally in verse 22, God REMEMBERS Rachel and opens her womb and finally has a kid of her own (while Leah’s on her 6th).

Welp, that’s my thoughts. Feel free to comment and add your thoughts.
The rest of Genesis 30 is pretty insane too. This was just half of it…if you’re too lazy to read it, Jacob comes up with this master plan and tricks Laban and ends up having this huge flock of sheep/goats. genius.

(btw, this is from the NIV version)

“How Asian Are You” Quiz

I took this off someone on facebook so it ain’t original

Section 1

[x] Are you Asian in the first place?

[  ] Were you born in an Asian country?

[x] Can you use chopsticks?

[x] Have you taken Vietnamese/Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Lao/etc. school as a kid?

[x] Can you speak an Asian language?

[  ] Do you like the subjects math/science?

[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day?

[x] Did/Do you spike/highlight your hair?

[x] Do you have an “azn crew”? (used to)

[  ] Do have a 95 average?

[x] Do you have at least a 3.0 gpa.?

 

Score so far: 8

 

Section 2

[x] Do you listen to Asian music?

[x] Have you watched Asian movies?

[  ] Can you rave?

[x] Do you know what DDR is?

[x] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?

[  ] Can you play CS, Starcraft, Warcraft, Diablo, etc?

[x] Have you played the violin/piano/cello?

[x] Do your parents get mad at you you if you get bad grades?

[  ] Do you own a Mazda/Saturn?

[x] Do you/your parents drive an Asian made car?

[  ] Do you have a distinctive smell? (when i don’t shower ;D)

Score so far:  15

 

Section 3

[  ] Are you or were you once a fob?

[  ] Is your last name Li, Lee, Nguyen, Wang, Wong, Kim, Tang, Chow, Kamenashi,Cheng, Cheung, Lin?

[x] Have you dated/want to date asian guys/girls? (I guess so)

[  ] Have you designed a website before?

[  ] Does/did your SNS/e-mail have/had the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx…xX, oO..,Oo, etc.?

[x] Do you have both an Asian and an English name?

[x] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone’s house?

[x] Do you know the song “Got Rice”?

[x] Anime?

[  ] Do you listen to trance?

 

Score so far:  20

 

Section 4

[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?

[x] Are/or were your parents/mom/dad fobs?

[  ] Is the mall your hang out place?

[  ] Do you think you’re short?

[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?

[x] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?

[x] Have you ever solved a rubik’s cube?

[x] Do you read Manga?

[x] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?

[x] Do you have ASIAN Pride?

 

Score so far:  28

 

Section 5

[x] Are you a very good artist? (uhhh does musi artist count?)

[x] You speak your Asian language with your friends?

[  ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market/Nail salon in an Asian community?

[  ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?

[x] Have you visited your home country at least twice?

[  ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?

[x] Do you have/need glasses or braces?

[x] Do you like to read?

[x] Do you NOT have an allowance?

 

Total: 34

 

 

Under 25 – White Washed

26-30 – Canadian / American Born

31-40 – Pure

40-45 – Asian that got FOB washed

45-50 – FOB

51 – Hopelessly fob

wow I’m pure

lazy everyday!

how i feel everyday~ maybe i should stop listening to this song x-x;

thoughts

my first (almost) all-nighter of the year..and it’s on a weekend. I was going to sleep earlier, but Kant/philosophy homework made that undoable. At least i get to see the sunrise at 7am. (: now g’nite world

 

Part of Your World (comic)

I call it “Part of Your World”. Just goofing around and procrastinating on homework.